Coats are for sissies.
Sidney Crosby wears a coat.
Perhaps. But it’s a coat sewn from the sweat of Spartans! It’s a coat threaded from the tears of traitors! It’s buttons are bronzed in pure, unadulterated awesomeness! And, he got it at the Burlington Coat Factory on sale.
Well, I guess he deserves some credit for his bargain-spotting ability.
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